What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.