What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!