How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.