How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh