How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.