What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.