What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush