How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!