What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.