How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.