Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...