How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Previous Random Joke Next

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Roman Empire Jokes More Roman Empire Jokes

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars