Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!