Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!