How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.