Because all his genes were hand me downs.
A condom.
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
His hand was bigger than his face.
He never mentions "on the other hand"
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
You pull down their genes.
Because it runs in your genes!
Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "
Because he was a potato!