How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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I missed you

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.