How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos