Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"