What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware