What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.