How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.