What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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A bi-polar bear.

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See ya next month.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Give him the biggest bananas.

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril