Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!