Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Neglect Jokes More Neglect Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.