How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.