How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.