How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.