What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'