When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.