What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.