What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated