How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.