How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."