How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy