What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant