What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.