How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.