How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What goes after USA?

USB.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.