Haram bae
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Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
How I bought your mother
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
They've got to get their 72 virgins
Barbers.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Because they live under Iraq.
You get stoned.
Shia Labeouf
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Wannabee Wahhabi.
9/11
Time to get a new watchdog.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Voat manipulation.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Richard Branson.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
A sense of humor.
A Stark contrast
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
lol
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
