What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*