What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies