What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.