However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.