However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.