Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.