What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.