What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.