What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".