I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too