I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!