How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you"

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.