How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.