How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.