How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.