What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.