What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.