Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.