Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !