How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.