How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?