Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

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