Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.