If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.