Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones