Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.