What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.