What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !