There is no contradiction club
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Coffee Mug
The pet store
A hippocratic hypocrite.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
An autistocrat.
Kappatalism
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Hit them where it won't show.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
The pawlice.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Fowl ball
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Watch your step!
William the Corn-cutter!
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
You switch sides at half time.
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Draculaw
Norse Korea
Attila the Bun.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I would probably say Methodist.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
In the ICU.
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
Reddit
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
To buy some quack croakaine!
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
Their guilt.
They both came in a little behind.
because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
removed
Parrot says, "Africa."
Their knees
