There is no contradiction club
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The pet store
A hippocratic hypocrite.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
An autistocrat.
Kappatalism
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Hit them where it won't show.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
The pawlice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Fowl ball
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Watch your step!
William the Corn-cutter!
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
You switch sides at half time.
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Draculaw
Norse Korea
Attila the Bun.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I would probably say Methodist.
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
In the I.C.U.
Auschwitz
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
The Sirens of the Rams.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle
To buy some quack croakaine!
The egg gets laid!
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
