Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Yodel Jokes More Yodel Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!