How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

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Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!