Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
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because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
The pilot.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
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Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Never mind. It's pointless.
No, cows go moo.
I didn't know you could yodel!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Bless you!
A race condition. Who is there?
Because it was the punch line.
He was hit by a truck.
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
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There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Freedom.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
Sarah kept silent.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Because it was on the house.
