Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.