Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "