Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!